| Even as a proud rap fan, I can't help but point out some of the dumbest lyrics ever written.
25.
Verse number 2 do the damn thang
keeps on my neck pocket's full of Ben Franks.
wtf is a neck pocket and why does yung joc suck?
24.
There's no need to lie folk,
Why you sleepin' wit ya eyes closed
i hope you at least unzip before you piss
23. I can double my density
from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly.
Finally found a way to give Dr. Wittels a heart attack: fuck up units so royally.
22. Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth.
Destroy Dr. Wittel's heart round 2.
21. Niggas in the Bronx call me Lex
cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex
and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex.
Something Drop Hobby would've written. I diss you cause I love you Drop.
20. Never let me slip, cause if I slip, then I'm slippin.
He puts the old in OG. Give him a break.
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| I have impregnated Dell (costing me $1600) but my baby should arrive in a week or two. Here's how I bio-engineered his rugratting ass.
Processor
Intel® Core™ Duo Processor T2400
Operating System
Genuine Windows® XP Home Edition
RAM
1GB Shared Dual Channel DDR2 SDRAM at 533MHz
Hard Drive
80GB 5400RPM SATA Hard Drive
GPU
256MB NVIDIA® GeForce™ Go 7900 GS
Display
17 inch UltraSharp™ Wide Screen UXGA Display with TrueLife™
Gonna pick up 2 x 1gigs of ram later and sell that 1 gig for a Big Mac or something.
Edit: it's a laptop. no way i would've delled a desktop. that's just shit that makes people go to hell.
As always, comments/suggestions/flames/"please have my baby Derek"s welcome.
Have a good summer everyone. And that's from the heart.
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| edit: LEAVING FOR CONNECTICUT. Take it easy guys.
Just got off the phone with my new boss. And I am already looking forward to my days off. Not that he isn't cool, he's really cool, kind of too cool, like one of those kids that would've had the 2sexii4u@hotmail.com accounts. That kind of boss gets me nervous. Full of jokes and way too charismatic to be dealing with drugs at a pharmacy. So now I say my (hopefully last) good-bye to unemployment, and start contributing my hard-earned money to the broken system we call social security. Then finally, I can sit my ass down at the end of the day, watch L&O (not SVU god damn that's disgusting) with a bowl of ice cream and feel like I deserve it.
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In technology news that perhaps only i care about.
-Filesharing giant p2p service eMule lost one of its best devs as Unknown1 (John) called it quits. By the 10th reply, the forum already turned into a flamewar, showing yes, even 40 year olds with 5 kids can still call each other names like kindegarten.
-Titan Quest was perhaps one of the hardest games to get working correctly. Not as hard as Vampires Masquerade. Shit still don't work.
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-RemyC stole my mojo. That fat bastard.
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Finally, King, I'm just messing with you with all the things I say ;).
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